After all these years of believing that I am an Aries it now turns out that I am a Pisces. I also notice that there was an error on my birth certificate. It is a pre-printed form that a clerk completes. The certificate is dated one year prior to my birth. If only my birth was shown to be one year later I could be president of the United States. Maybe that is the president’s problem.
According to ABC News my chances of not having a car accident are relatively good. These new Zodiac sign dates were provided by the same ABC News and Allstate statistics.
My wife refuses to honor the new sign and I don’t care.
Here is the line up
Virgo old dates: Aug 23 – Sept 22 new dates: Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Leo old dates: July 23 – Aug 22 new dates: Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Taurus old dates: Apr 20 – May 20 new dates: Taurus: May 13- June 21
Pisces old dates: Feb 19 – March 20 new dates: March 11- April 18
Sagittarius old dates: Nov 22 – Dec 21 new dates: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Gemini old dates: May 21 – June 20 new dates: Gemini: June 21- July 20
Capricorn old dates: Dec 22 – Jan 19 new dates: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aries old dates: Mar 21 – Apr 19 new dates: April 18- May 13
Libra old dates: Sept 23 – Oct 22 new dates: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Aquarius old dates: Jan 20 – Feb 18 new dates: Feb. 16 – March 11
Cancer old dates: June 21 – July 22 new dates: Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Ophiuchus: the new zodiac Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Scorpio old dates: Oct 23 – Nov 21 new dates: Nov 23 – Nov. 29