April Fools’ Jokes

Just say any of these things to your family.

The maple syrup’s full of ants.

A cat just chased a mouse into the house through our doggy door. (I actually used this one).

 
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
 
Is that a spider on your back?
 
I ate the whole pie by myself.
 

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

The toilet just overflowed. (ours has risen to the brim) 

 
A flash flood washed away the school.
  
I threw your blanket in the trash.

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