A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
Tourist: $8.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $12.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?”
“They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”
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