BREAKING: Donald Trump humiliates himself in an Oval Office meeting with the President of Finland by ranting about his “perfect score” on a pathetic cognitive exam — and this time he dragged Barack Obama into his rotted brain rambling.
Dementia Don has struck again on the world stage…
“But I also did a cognitive exam, which is always very risky, because if I didn’t do well, you’d be the first to be blurring it,” said Trump, slurring the word “blurring” which didn’t even make sense in this context.
Alexander Stubb, the President of the Republic of Finland, was sitting right beside him and looked visibly uncomfortable throughout.
“And I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he’s almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. I got the highest score,” Trump continued, sounding like an eight-year-old bragging about a gold star on his report card. “And, uh… That made me feel good.”
“When they asked, would I like to do one, I said, ‘yeah.’ I said, did Obama do it? No. Did Bush do it? No. Did Biden do it? I definitely did… He… Biden wouldn’t have gotten the first three questions right,” Trump went on, stumbling over his words. “No, Biden didn’t do it.”
“Biden should have done it. I’m actually a person that believes that if you’re president, you should do a cognitive exam,” he went on. “But last time I took a cognitive exam and it was a perfect score.”
“The doctors announced it uh… And by the way, not the easiest test. The first few questions are pretty easy,” said Trump. “Once you get into the middle, it gets a little trickier. And there aren’t a lot of people in this room that would get every single question right. I can guarantee you.”
“You’re putting me in a difficult spot now,” Stubb interjected into the bizarre rant. “Next question.”
Trump then dropped the issue. As has been repeatedly explained by experts, there is nothing impressive about passing the cognitive exam in question despite Trump’s strange fixation on it. It involves remembering simple words and identifying animal shapes. Unless an individual is in a state of profound cognitive decline, it should pose them no trouble.
According to neurologist Dr. Ziad Nasreddine, the man who designed the Montreal Cognitive Assessment that Trump bragged about acing back in 2020, it’s supposed to “be easy for someone who has no cognitive impairment.” He has stated that is is “not an IQ test or the level of how a person is extremely skilled or not.”
Ironically, by going on and on about this cognitive test Trump succeeded only in further fueling the speculation that he is in fact in cognitive decline. A person with a strong, working mind doesn’t go on long, incoherent tangents about how mentally fit they are.
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