When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton
 

I offer my opponents a bargain:ï if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.~ Texas Guinan
 

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.   I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.~Ronald Reagan
 

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.~Doug Larson
 

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers