This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner

I looked away For a couple seconds…

to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane

Still working on that makeup. As a man,
I don’t scare easily

 

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,

It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear

Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs!

Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an

Important call.

 

Damn women drivers